How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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