I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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