Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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