moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Randomize
