Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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