So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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