found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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