Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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