oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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