just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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