Midget sex pt 2 tonight
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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