I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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