I cannot find my penis.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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