Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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