you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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