Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Don't tell me you're on acid again
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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