my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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