talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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