i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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