I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
