high people should be assigned attendants
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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