They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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