We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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