i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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