im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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