My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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