i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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