I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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