Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
vagina is talking i cant
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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