I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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