Just mADE A PArabola og urine
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize