i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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