what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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