had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I think a kid would responsible me up
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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