SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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