did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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