I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
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