Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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