just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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