I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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