I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It's never too late to be topless.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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