yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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