Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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