On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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