ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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