: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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