thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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