i think my mom watched the whole time
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
My ass is underappreciated
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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