last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize
