YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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