Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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