i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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